By KEITH NANTZ Jan. 15, 2016
I’m an Oregon rancher.
Ever since I was a little boy, I dreamed of roaming the wide-open countryside of the 1800’s Wild West, driving cattle across the plains with my cowhands, sleeping out under the stars while a baleful Ennio Morricone refrain drifts along on the breeze.
Like most children, I grew up into adulthood but unlike most children, I did not mature emotionally and supplant my fantasy with more adult prospects. Instead, I busted my ass for eight long years as a firefighter until I could afford to abandon a stable and steady income that assisted the public in favor of riding around on a horse like a badass cowboy.
My friends and family warned me that since 82% of the United States’ beef production is monopolized by only a handful of mega-corporations, I was essentially setting myself up for a lifetime of serfdom in an industry that didn’t want or need me. But I was determined. So, utterly of my own volition, I became a cattle rancher, which is – need I remind you – a badass and totally iconic American livelihood, so I’m worthy of nothing but your respect for choosing this life for myself. My struggles are your struggles, because we ranchers are owed infinite respect for putting meat in the supermarkets that you may or may not eat.
I’ve heard it all before. You might say, “But Keith, cattle farming has, generation after generation, created an escalating climate of environmental destruction, contributed to the poisoning of groundwater throughout much of the American Midwest and produced more greenhouse gasses in the entire United States than any other source.” To this I must say: Which one of us is a rancher, friend? Which one of us willingly abandoned his career in order to embrace a profession that is unsustainable and damaging to the environment but that is totally extra-John-Wayne-badass? Are you a rancher, friend? Do you get to ride this horse and wear this cool hat? No? Well, I think we both know which of us is the real red-blooded American here and which one isn’t, don’t we?
Ammon Bundy has taken a strong stand. By bravely storming the federal stronghold that is the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Eastern Oregon, Bundy has shown that he won’t allow big-government environmental policies to interfere in the lives of people who share this very specific livelihood. But he goes further than that, which I can respect; he not only wants to protect my interests in allowing me and those like me to graze on public land with impunity, he wants mining and logging operations to have the same free reign. Why, the very land that the Malheur Refuge protects was land that was turned into a literal dustbowl after only four generations of grazing, logging and other forms of good old American industry. Now that it is on the road to recovery, it’s high-time we pushed it straight to the brink of unsustainability again, only with bigger herds and more aggressive mining and fracking techniques.
Let me ask you this: Is the idyllic fantasy of a hard-working, outdoorsy white man in a Stetson hat, relaxing with his cattle astride his majestic brown mustang, against the dwindling orange and red backdrop of a Western sunset not worth irreparable harm to our ecosystem?
It’s been my dream since I was a little boy to be an awesome cowboy and I won’t let Obama or the federal government or you tell me that I can’t live out this totally-voluntary fantasy life of mine just because cattle herds are poisoning water supplies with E-coli.
Who’s to tell me what the American Dream really is, anyway? Is it the dream of growing up in a world where you can safely drink the water and the land isn’t rendered barren by herds of thousands of grazing cattle? I think not! Is it the collective effort to lift up the underclass, to apply ourselves to bettering the least of us, even if the least of us stubbornly decide to be so lazy and un-American that they don’t all strive to be cattle ranchers themselves? No, I say! Is the American Dream me getting to do whatever I want because I romanticize it and then expect everyone else to fall in line with whatever it is I want to do?
Now, I’m no genius – I’m just a humble cattle rancher – but one of those dreams involves me getting to wear a cowboy hat and ride a horse, so I think we all know what the right answer is.
You don’t know how hard this life is… this life that I voluntarily signed up for. And therefore I deserve your admiration and awe and your tax dollars in the form of federal financial assistance so I can graze my cattle on public land.
The bottom line is that the federal government and Barack Hussein Obama are making it harder and harder for ranchers like me to increase the number of cattle in this country to an ecologically-unviable level, passing arbitrary regulations steeped in red tape meant to protect ecosystems, endangered species, the health of the citizenry and our nation’s public lands from the ravages of an unfettered ranching industry. Even if empirical data proves beyond a doubt that grazing herds of cattle introduce E-coli and salmonella into farmlands and water supplies, what’s a human life compared to the thought of me driving my herd across the plains, dust rising in our wake as I chew on a long stalk of grass, the sun beating down on my rugged face?
Wouldn’t you rather die of salmonella with that image in your mind instead of having to live in a world where I wasn’t able to do that? Do you think for an instant that you could bear that guilt?
The efforts of the federal government to curb the destruction of our natural resources and to stem the tide of the eradication of endangered species – to say nothing of the poisoning of water systems by cattle that cause outbreaks of deadly salmonella – is highly threatening to my chosen way of of life that was utterly voluntary and ignorantly short-sighted on my part. It’s a way of life for which I should accept no burdens or challenges or the grim specters of modern reality, like escalating pollution, increased cancer rates as a result of the consumption of red meat, or just the general poisoning of crops as well as population centers.
And that’s why I stand with Ammon Bundy: because I’m a rancher and he’s a rancher. Or at least I think he’s a rancher. He wears a cool hat like a rancher would, so I’ll just assume that it’s the case.
The bottom line is this: Would you rather live in a country where we could reign-in our greenhouse emissions and health epidemics by limiting the growth of the ranching industry, or would you rather enjoy hamburgers while I get to ride around on a horse and be a cowboy?
The answer is obvious.